Sleezy Gizzardbutt

Okay - so my dad sent this to me in a e-mail today and I thought it was funny. So - what's your new name? You may all refer to me now as "Sleezy Gizzardbutt"! Enjoy!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
> Determine your New first name:
>
> A = snickle
> B = doombah
> C = goober
> D = cheesey
> E = crusty
> F = greasy
> G = dumbo
> H = farcus
> I = dorky
> J = doofus
> K = funky
> L = boobie
> M = sleezy
> N = sloopy
> O = fluffy
> P = stinky
> Q = slimy
> R = dorfus
> S = snooty
> T = tootsie
> U = dipsy
> V = sneezy
> W = liver
> X = skippy
> Y = dink y
> Z = zippy
>
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
>
> A = dippin
> B = feather
> C = batty
> D = burger
> E = chicken
> F = barffy
> G = lizard
> H = waffle
> I = farkle
> J = monkey
> K = flippin
> L = fricken
> M = bubble
> N = rhino
> O = potty
> P = hamster
> Q = buckle
> R = gizzard
> S = lickin
> T = snickle
> U = chuckle
> V = pickle
> W = hubble
> X = dingle
> Y = gorilla
> Z = girdl e
>
> 3. Use t he third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
>
> A = butt
> B = boob
> C = face
> D = nose
> E = hump
> F = breath
>
> G = pants
> H = shorts
> I = lips
> J = honker
> K = head
> L = tush
> M = chunks
> N = dunkin
> O = brains
> P = biscuits
> Q = toes
> R = doodle
> S = fanny
> T = sniffer
> U = sprinkl es
> V = frack
> W = squirt
> X = humperdinck
> Y = hiney
> Z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush 's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.
>
>
> Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
>
> And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
> Put more laughter in your day